A Word on Facebook

I think that Facebook is weird. Does anybody else?
My friends Sarah and Kate kept trying to convince me to get a Facebook account, telling me how fun it was, what a great way it is to keep in touch, blah, blah, blah. So a couple of months ago I did. Less than 24 hours after I opened my account I get a message that said Kurt Somebody poked you on Facebook. So, being a naive Facebook newbie, I poked him back. Within minutes he added me as a friend. I didn't really recognize the name, but I thought to myself, "Maybe I know him from BYU or the mission...I don't want to be rude," so I added him as a friend. So RIGHT away he writes a message on my wall that said "Thanks for the add cutie...hope you had a great day." "Okay," I thought to myself, "I definitely don't know this guy because nobody calls me cutie, nobody." The next day I get a message from him that says, "Hey cutie (must be his favorite word), what are you up to?" I wrote back..."Do I know you from somewhere?" And he wrote back (and these are his exact words, spelling and all), "No, i was just looking threw here, and seen your profile and i thought you were cute and i wanted to chat." So, less than two days on Facebook and I already had a facebook stalker...and this guy is persistent! First I got a message that said, "Kurt wants to cuddle with you "(I've never cyber cuddled...how boring could that possibly be!?) The next day it was, "Kurt has sent you a dance." Then it was a cyber pillow fight he wanted to have. Then it was something about a secret crush, a hot or not invitation, and then he wanted to add me to his best friend list(BEST friends so soon?) I have ignored everything he has ever written to me but the guy doesn't let up. I have about 15 to 20 invitations from him that I have ignored so far. Here is my absolute favorite invitation he has sent me..."Dear friend, tired of all those annoying bites from zombies, vampires and werewolves? Click the 'Start Fighting Chumps' button to become a slayer and start beating up on those zombies, vampires, and werewolves." What in the world does that mean? Am I in Graduate School or Middle School? So, in conclusion, I think that facebook is weird. I don't get all this vampire biting, sheep throwing, cyber cuddling stuff. I will however keep my facebook account because it has helped me get back in contact with several old roommates, mission comps and friends. And...just a couple of days ago my 80 year old Great-uncle added me as a friend. I didn't even know that 80 year olds knew about Facebook! The end.