Sunday, July 25, 2010

I'm Not a Barbie Girl, In a Barbie World...



If your little girl wants a Barbie Jeep, maybe you should just get her one. 




Because if you don't, she may end up driving something like this...


when she "grows up."


My mom and I wanted to wait around and see what the driver of this Jeep looked like.  We waited for awhile but we got too hot so we went and bought some gelato instead.  So now we'll never know, but I imagine she (hopefully a she) would be a very interesting person.  


Okay, maybe I shouldn't judge too harshly, but I just don't think anybody who is old enough to drive should have a pink or purple vehicle.  But then again, I'm not a huge fan of Barbie and Barbie things (and according to my mom I never have been) so maybe I'm alone in thinking this Barbie Jeep is super ridiculous.


However, I will tell you what's not super ridiculous, and that is Barbie's boyfriend Ken.  He's the most hilarious addition to Toy Story III.  I thought the movie was fantastic and I am not a big cartoon lover and have only watched a handful since my days of watching The Little Mermaid and Aladdin over and over.  But I HIGHLY recommend Toy Story III...especially in 3D.  



Friday, July 23, 2010

Las Spinsters Storm South America 2010: Part III

I know I've probably completely overwhelmed my blog readers and leeches these past couple of days with all my posting but I feel so good that I'm finally starting to get caught up so I don't really care if everyone's minds are spinning with way too much information about my travel adventures.  

So here's the last part of our little spinster trip to South America.  

From Salta we hopped a 15.5 hour long bus ride (as mentioned in my previous post) and headed to San Juan.  

San Juan was part of my mission, the Mendoza Argentina Mission.  It is made up of the provinces of San Juan, San Luis, and Mendoza, Argentina.  These three provinces are also known as the region of Cuyo.  

So, once we hit San Juan we were in mission territory.  Not only for me but for Corinne too.  That's how we met.  We were first MTC companions and also served together in the Mendoza mission.  

Corinne and I traveled back to Argentina (and to Chile and Uruguay too) back in 2004.  We stayed a lot longer that time and we visited a ton of people and spent time touring around the mission.  

This trip however we didn't have much time at all so we just visited the people we'd kept in contact with the best over the years and tried to track down a few that we'd lost contact with completely. 

Cuyo is a very beautiful part of Argentina (at least as far as I'm concerned).  It has vineyards galore, fields of crops, ranches with gauchos, streams, rivers, lakes, orchards, and the beautiful Andes mountains running along the whole western edge.  

We stopped off in San Juan so I could quickly visit some people I taught while I served there as a missionary as well as a mini-missionary who served with both Corinne and me.  

I am however not posting any pictures of that stop since we had been on a 15.5 hour bus ride before stopping in San Juan and so of course I was extra ugly and I don't like any of the pictures we took that day.  But it was good to stop and visit with a few people there before heading on to Mendoza.  

Mendoza is a beautiful province and the capital of Mendoza, which is also Mendoza, is a beautiful city.  Even the view from the Walmart parking lot seen below, is fantastic.  





Mendoza has a huge city park called Parque San Martin.  Here's a picture of part of the park.  It looks like somewhere in the countryside or something but it's actually right in the middle of the city of Mendoza.  

If I lived in Mendoza you'd always find me at Parque San Martin.  Except at night...I'm a bit afraid of the dark and of scary people in the dark.  

We spent one day in Mendoza with Kate taking her to all our favorite city sites like Walmart, Las Tinajas restaurant to try some typical Cuyo food, and central Mendoza to see some of the beautiful plazas.  And then Kate headed back to the USA.  But, not before we introduced her to Soap on a Stick and I taught her the Soap on the Stick song that I made up while serving as a missionary in Argentina.  

A lot of the public bathrooms in Argentina have what I call Soap on a Stick instead of liquid soap.  It is just what it sounds like...a ball of bar soap on a metal bar that you roll between your hands.  The soap is attached to the little bar so you can't remove it, lest you decide you want to steal a bar of soap from a public bathroom.  

Anyway, Soap on a Stick always freaked me out a bit.  Especially since often there was dirt and hairs and bugs smashed into the soap bar.  I don't know how they even got there since the soap is permanently attached and could not have been dropped.  

Anyway, here's my Soap on the Stick song.  I used to always sing it on the mission while I was rubbing my hands on it.  



"Soap on a Stick,
Soap on a Stick.
If you wanna get sick use Soap on a Stick.
Got a disease?
Share it please, with Soap on a Stick!"

Copyright 2002 by Becca

I can't help but sing it anytime I see Soap on a Stick.

Anyway, here are some pictures I took with some of the people I knew and loved in Argentina.


Maria Jose (on the left) and her wonderful family.  We taught her whole family but Maria Jose was the most receptive and the first to be baptized.  She was 12 when we taught them and attended church for months (usually by herself) before she got baptized.  She was such a great example to her family that about six months after her baptism her dad got baptized and another year later her mom followed.  A year after that they got sealed in the temple.  They are a fantastic little family.  

It was so fun to be able to see Maria Jose now that she's all grown up and to get to hang out with her a bit.  Corinne, Maria Jose, and I went down to Tupungato, an area south of Mendoza where they have lots and lots of vineyards.  We were there during the grape harvest so it was a great time to go.  


Here we are in front of a vineyard.  



We saw all these trucks full of grapes driving down the road so we followed the trucks and ended up at a bodega (place where they make wine).  The driver of the truck hopped out to go into the bodega and I pretended like I was going to get in his truck and drive off with his grapes.  I was just messing around but then he was like, "you can get in," (except in Spanish).  So, I did.  I mean how many chances do you have in life to drive a grape truck?  I couldn't pass it up.  

He thought it was pretty funny that we three girls were just walking around the countryside checking out the grape harvest and so we got talking to him and the other drivers and then the owner of the bodega showed up and invited us in for a tour.  Luckily none of their wine was done fermenting so we didn't even have to refuse their offer to taste their wine because luckily they didn't have any.  

A lot of people pay to go on winery tours in Mendoza but we got our own for free.  It was great!



A truck with green grapes being weighed in front of the bodega.  



The beautiful harvest.  

We wanted to drive a little bit further out where you can get great pictures of rows and rows of grapevines growing with the Andes towering over them.  So, we called a taxi from the bodega.  Well, the taxi took FOREVER to come (I guess there's only like two taxis or something out in this little town) and so we explained to the taxi driver that we wanted to drive out a little ways to get a few good pictures but that we were in a big hurry because we had to catch our bus back to Mendoza.  We told him what time our bus left and everything and asked him if we'd have time.  

He told us we would and so we got in.  Two seconds later he decides he needs to stop to get gas (even though he still had a quarter tank and we were not going that far at all).  And of course in Argentina you can't actually pump your own gas so we had to wait for an attendant  Then the gas takes so long pumping you'd think they were sucking it out of the earth itself and not just out of a tank.  Then our taxi driver checks his tire pressure and chats for a few minutes with a fellow taxi driver.  

We're in the car stressing but we figured that he knew what time we were leaving and he knew how far out you have to go to get the really good pictures so we just had to trust that he knew what he was doing.  

He gets back in the car and he starts driving and heading out of town (and of course he slows for every dog in the street and stops at yellow lights, or so it seemed) and he says to us, "what time does your bus leave?" So we told him.  And then he's like "oh, well I guess we don't have time now to go out there, sorry."

What the?  What part of we're in a hurry did you not understand when you picked us up???

So we're like "okay then," and we had him drop us back off.  Normally I think I would have been a little mad but he was such a nice guy that I just couldn't get mad at him.  Besides, he probably doesn't see many tourists...especially tourists who want to be quickly driven out of town and back just to see the scenery.  

So, in conclusion, that's why I didn't get any amazing pictures for you.  It was beautiful though...we saw the terrain, but we were on the bus.  

Anyway, back on task.  

Corinne and I went to the mall with some of our Argentine friends.  We got a slightly yucky pizza and went to the movie Alice in Wonderland.  We had such a great time and loved that we got to hang out with some of our favorite Argentines.  

Originally we were planning on going bowling though, so on the way to the mall I said to Maria Jose, "Tenemos que tener calzones para ir a bowling?"  

What I thought I asked was, "do we have to have socks to go bowling?" 
What I actually asked was, "do we have to have underwear to go bowling?"

Maria Jose just looked at me with a confused look on her face (like aren't you already wearing underwear?) and then she realized what I was trying to say and just started laughing. 

I got calzones (underwear) mixed up with calcetines(socks)...I know it's a beginner's mistake, but give me some slack...it's been a long time since I've spoken Spanish, and besides, they both start with the same letter.  



Corinne, me, Lily, and Maria Jose...



Santiago and Corinne

Corinne and I were in neighboring areas for the last three months of our missions and even lived in the same apartment.  So, we got to know a lot of the same people so it is nice because we can both visit some of the same people at the same time.  That was the case with Lily, Santiago, and Maria Jose.

Then we split up for a couple of other days so we could go to our different areas.  I took a bus out to Villa Mercedes to visit a bunch of people and also traveled around Las Heras too (an area within Mendoza).  



Gabriel was one of the youth I knew in Villa Mercedes.  He was so great then and still is.  He is now serving as Bishop of the ward there.  



His little girl is so cute and she really took a liking to me.  




Me with Adolfo.  He was my first baptism and is the funniest little old gaucho guy ever.  He drove a Ford Falcon (which is the same kind as my old car Phyllis) so I had an instant bond with him.  He is hilarious and my comp Hermana Porter and I probably had way too much fun teaching him and his wife.  I remember one time when we were eating lunch at their house and we all got laughing so hard that we started crying...good times.  



I taught Daniela and her friends when they were just 15.  They were such an amazing group of kids.  Her husband is now the Bishop of the other ward in Villa Mercedes.  Both Bishops are so young!



Daniela and her husband and their darling little boy.  


I ran short on time in Villa Mercedes and didn't get to see all the people I wanted to see but luckily all the people I wasn't able to visit came to the bus station to meet up with me and luckily my bus was way late so we had plenty of time to visit.  

Emmanuel and his sister-in-law and friend all showed up via motorbike...the same motorbike.  I have no idea how they all fit on one motorbike but it always seems to work out for the Argentines...squeezing whole families on bikes and motorbikes is the Argentine way.  



Ercilia (Adolfo's wife) and her sister and niece were also able to make it to the bus station to see me off.  It reminded me of being a missionary when people would come to see you off when you got transferred.  



Me and one of my faves, Isabel, in front of the capilla in Las Heras. 




Me with the Manriques.  I got there in perfect time since Matias (the oldest boy) was leaving soon for his mission in Columbia.  They are definitely some of my favorite people that I taught as a missionary.  



The three Manrique boys


When Corinne, Maria Jose and I were on the bus to Tupungato there was this guy sitting in front of Maria Jose and me who kept taking pictures of me with his cell phone.  I think he thought he was being sneaky but "hello dude, when you keep half turning around and pointing your cell phone at me and then I hear a click and then you turn back around and show your wife the picture you took it's pretty obvious that for some weird reason you are taking pictures of me."  

Maybe I was the first "true" blonde or foreigner he'd ever seen or something.  Corinne is lucky because she blends in a bit more with her dark hair.  I didn't get too offended though because I heard his wife say, "que linda" (how pretty) so I don't think they thought I was some type of freak show or anything.

Anyway, about the 10th time he turned around to take another picture I just grabbed my camera and took a picture right back of him.  FLASH!


I caught him in the act and he knew it.  We (including he and his wife) all started laughing, a lot.  

I know from my history of trying to take stealth pictures of random people that the more secretive you try to be the lower your picture quality is.  But I also know that, generally speaking, Latinos cannot take pictures.  Now I know I am stereotyping and generalizing and all of that, but it is kind of true.  

Here's an example of what I mean...


and no, this picture was not taken by a two year old or by a dog.  It was taken by an adult human.  And, this is the best of about four pictures they took.  

And this...

is what Corinne and I got when we asked this lady to take a picture for us.  Seriously, this is her trying to take a picture.  This is not fake nor is a reenactment.  We could not stop laughing.  We finally turned it around for her.  

Anyway, I'm sure there are some Latinos who can take good pictures but I haven't met them yet.  And, it doesn't matter anyway...I love Latinos, with or without basic photography skills.  They are fun and loving and warm people.  

I'm so glad I was able to serve a mission and especially to serve it in Argentina.  Even though it was difficult I LOVED being a missionary and have been blessed so much from having served a mission.  I would highly recommend it.  

So, overall, our Spinsters in South America 2010 trip was a success.  And even more of a success is that I got all done blogging about it.  And, if you made it this far in reading all about it then you are a success too.  So, yay for all of us!



Thursday, July 22, 2010

Las Spinsters Storm South America 2010: Part II

Well, here's part two of the Spinsters in South America 2010 trip.  This episode will star not only Kate....
Kate enjoying the lovely curtains at Hotel Colon in Resistencia, Argentina.  She wanted to make a dress out of them like in the Sound of Music, but we were short on time.



but also Corinne, who joined up with us in Sao Paulo.  
Corinne coming out of a telefonica (place where you make phone calls from).  We planned a lot of the trip along the way so there were several trips to telefonicas to make reservations for our next night's stay.  Corinne speaks Spanish better than me (due to having a Latin Lover at one time) so I made her make most of the phone calls.  


Anyway, lest I get ahead of myself...first Kate and I had to take a night bus from Rio to Sao Paulo.  It was a pretty nice bus and I think I would have slept well had one of our fellow bus riders not been snoring LOUDER THAN I'VE EVER HEARD ANY HUMAN SNORE!  All night.  


But, we made it to the airport in Sao Paulo where we met up with Corinne and also ran into my parents who were on their way back to Fortaleza.  So, that was fun.  It was nice to get to see them one more time.  


Oh, I forgot...Kate and I found this AMAZING little store at the main bus station in Sao Paulo.  They sell a nice variety of weapons at affordable prices.  


Yes, those are Chinese stars and giant killer knifes you are seeing.  And, if you zoom in you'll see that the prices are way too cheap for comfort...only about 15 or 20 dollars for a knife big enough to skin a deer with.  Scary! 

These guys below were just a little too interested in the weapons for our comfort.  I think we were both glad we weren't spending much time in Sao Paulo.  No wonder Sao Paulo is a sketchy place.  You can't sell weapons in bus stops for really cheap...you are just asking for trouble Sao Paulo!  

Kate and I both regretted later that we didn't buy a Chinese star.  How many times in your life do you have the opportunity to buy a Chinese star at a bus station?  Opportunity missed. 




Anyway, from Sao Paulo we flew to Foz do Iguaçu, which is the city on the Brazilian side of Iguassu Falls.  On the flight we met a fellow Mormon singleton flight attendant who thought this, 


about being single.  

This picture is actually a reenactment.  This is how it really happened...

We boarded the plane and before we could even sit down the flight attendant in the picture above says to us, "Are you Mormon?"
To which we answered: "Yes."
"Still single?" he asked.  
We nod yes.  
And then he frowns and puts a pretend gun to his head and pretend shoots himself.  

Maybe you had to be there but it was so funny.  Within minutes of boarding the plane he tagged us as Mormon, as single, and let us know that he felt our pain as a fellow singleton.  I guess it's a small world.  Oh, and randomly he's from Fortaleza too.  I guess sometimes it's a really small world.  

Anyway, we made it to Foz do Iguaçu, hopped off the plane and I grabbed a taxi and took our luggage to our hostel while Corinne and Kate hightailed it to the Brazilian side of the falls so they'd have enough time to see that side.  I went to the Brazilian side in July of 2008 so I decided it was too soon after to go back.  Click here to see my pictures from that side of the falls if you are interested.  

So, here are a bunch of pictures from the Argentine side of the falls.  And, just for the record, if Iguassu Falls is on your list of future travel destinations make sure to leave time for both the Brazilian side and Argentine side of the falls.  I think that the Brazilian side is more picturesque but that the Argentine side is also a must see because you get a bit closer to the falls and it is also very beautiful.  The falls are the same, just your viewpoint of the falls changes.  

Las tres Spinsters at Iguassu Falls, Argentina.  


The falls just go on and on and on...like my blog posts. 


Proof we were there.


Same place, the next day.  We decided to go back to the falls on Sunday morning since we couldn't find where the LDS church was on the Argentine side so we thought we'd commune with nature a bit instead.


These guys wanted to take a picture with us for some reason, so we did.  I'm not sure what's up with the half naked guy in the picture but I guess if I had abs like his I'd probably want to walk around half naked too.  


I love Iguassu Falls.  It is so beautiful.  I'd put it high on the list of places that everyone should see.  

A vertical shot just to mix things up a bit.  



Me again.  Looking nice and sweaty.  


More falls...


What the?  Apparently the park service hasn't replaced the park wheelchairs since 1872.  I've never seen anything quite like it.  


More of me.  You might say I'm vain but I would say, "no, it's my blog and I can have as many pictures of myself on my blog as I want."

A whole pack of Coatis.  They are everywhere on both sides of the falls.  When you see the first one you think they're cute and then you see more and more and by the end of the day you're planning a trip back to launch an NGO with the sole purpose of providing birth control for Coatis.  

Somewhere over the rainbow...


We took a boat ride down on the water.  I did this in 2008 on the Brazilian side too but somehow Corinne and Kate convinced me to do it again.  Basically you get to see the falls from water level and then a Kamikaze boat driver drives the boat right under the falls SEVERAL times and you get completely soaked and think you might die at times.   This is a picture we took from the water.  

We didn't stay at this hostel but it was near our hostel and we thought that the pool was hilariously small.  You might be able to fit 4 people in that pool and that is only if they are skinny and suck in too.  I bet you a dollar that if you go to this hostel's website that somehow they've taken a picture that makes this pool look big, or at least bigger.  They probably got tiny chairs and hired midgets to lay out on the chairs to make the pool look normal.  That's just me speculating though.   

Well, after we saw Iguassu we began our bus journey across Argentina.  Here's a little summary of our bus journey across Argentina...

*Took a 9 hour bus ride from Iguassu to Resistencia (aka: the ride with the really stinky air freshener)
*Took an 11 hour bus ride from Resistencia to Tucuman (aka: 11 hours of hell in a sweat lodge)
*Took a 4 hour bus ride from Tucuman to Salta (aka: the ride where we dined and slept with cockroaches)
*Took a 15.5 hour bus ride from Salta to San Juan (aka: the ride where they didn't stop to let us use the bathroom and we didn't want to use the gross bathroom on the bus so we all almost died)
*Took a 2.5 hour bus ride from San Juan to Mendoza (aka: the lap of luxury)
*Took a 4.5 hour bus ride from Mendoza to Villa Mercedes
*Took a 4.5 hour bus ride from Villa Mercedes to Mendoza
*Vowed to never ride a bus again

Here we are at the bus station in Iguassu.  The beginning of it all.  They were mopping the floors in case you're wondering why our feet are sticking straight out.  



We thought that this picture of the temple in the bus station was a nice touch.  I guess they are hoping for business from Mormon temple trips.  


Us after a 15.5 hour bus ride.  We are looking a little rough, or at least I am.  

You're probably asking yourself, "why didn't they just fly?...are these girls masochists?"  

Let me answer your question.  

First of all flying in Argentina isn't very convenient because pretty much all flights (that I know of anyway) go through Buenos Aires.  So, even if you want to fly from one city in the west to another city in the west you have to go all the way east to Buenos Aires, have a stopover there and then head west again.  So, it takes all day and is expensive.  

Secondly the buses are cheap.

Thirdly, you can buy bus tickets at the last minute so you can travel spontaneously.   

Fourthly you get to see the countryside when you take a bus.  

Fifthly there are just crazy adventures that wouldn't happen if you weren't taking a bus across a country.  

And, sixthly, you don't get views like this...


on a plane.

I love sitting upstairs in the bus in the very front seats.  You get such a great panoramic view.  

There is, however, one downside to the very front seats...and that is that if, for example, you're on an 11 hour bus ride from Resistencia to Tucuman and the air conditioning is not working (even though the bus driver assures you that it is working), those nice panoramic windows will cook you like a vegetable in a green house and, if you don't die of heat exhaustion, you will wish you did.  


At one point we even made a little sign in Spanish that said "HELP US, We need air!"  We put it up in the window when we went through police checkpoints but I think our sign was too small and unfortunately we didn't have any bigger paper.  

And, in the end, we survived even though there were moments of deliriousness and of seeing white lights.  

Here Kate and I are fixing the air freshener on the bus to Resistencia.  Every 15 minutes (exactly) the air freshener would squirt out air "freshener" that smelled like cheap Hispanic man cologne.  We were right in the back seats and thought we'd die if we had to smell it for the 9 hour bus ride.  So, we folded up a bunch of tissues, put them over the hole and covered the whole thing with tape and a water bottle label.  And, it worked and the day was saved!


Just brushing my teeth on the 15.5 hour long bus where they didn't stop.  There was a little sink in the back so I spit into that but then when I turned on the water to wash it down the sink started foaming everywhere but I didn't care because the least they could have done is given us a rest stop on that ride.  

At one of the bus stations they had shopping carts to push your luggage around in .  It was weird.  I think this is right before we got on the bus full of cockroaches.  

In our journey across Argentina we found that there are BIG differences between the quality and cleanliness of the buses and the comfort of the bus ride.  But, unfortunately, we couldn't predict the type of bus ride we'd have based on price (because the prices were all so similar) or bus companies (because there was a lot of variability even between the same company's buses depending on what city you were in), and it seemed that every region of Argentina has completely different bus lines.  

So, every time we bought a bus ticket it was a big gamble as to whether we were going to have a comfortable ride or spend the whole time wishing we were dead rather than on a bus in the Middle of Nowhere, Argentina.  

We got to take one SUPER fantastic luxury bus ride from San Juan to Mendoza.  Too bad it was the shortest bus ride we took the whole trip! 


We enjoyed all 2.5 hours in the lap of luxury.  It was the best bus ride of my life!

We took the bus to Resistencia but didn't stay long because we just didn't like it there very much.  We decided that it was the armpit of Argentina (at least of the parts of Argentina that we saw).  Maybe we should have given it more of a chance but instead we pushed on toward Salta because we'd heard it was beautiful and nice there, and it was.  

I really liked Salta.  I thought it would be miserably hot since it is so far north but really it wasn't bad.  San Juan, which is farther south than Salta is way worse.  We spent a couple days in Salta and had a great time.  Here are some pictures we took in Salta...

We took a cable car to the top of a mountain to see Salta and the surrounding area.  


Here's one of the views from the top.  


Here we are at the top.

Here Kate and I are with our magic Mary (and other Saints) bracelets we bought in Salta.  Mine turned my wrist orange.  Serves me right I guess for donning Catholic garb.  


Corinne and I in downtown Salta.  They have a ton of cool old buildings and churches, pretty plazas, and a really nice museum that even has Incan mummies in it. 

Kate and I in one of Salta's plazas.  As you can see we don't have a Rick Steves guidebook because Rick doesn't do South American guidebooks.  I wish he would.  Maybe I'll just have to become the Rick Steves of South America!  I wish.  

Well, that's all for now.  More coming in Part III of Spinsters Storm South America 2010.