So, I'm finally coming to terms with facebook and am starting to see the good in it. I have had so many old friends contact me lately through facebook and it has been great to get back in touch. So now I sort of heart facebook. I decided that because I'm starting to heart facebook instead of hate facebook that maybe I should fix up my profile a bit, add some pics, and get rid of my facebook stalker (even though his many invites have kept me entertained). I logged into facebook tonight to start off by getting rid of the stalker and I was looking through my friends list trying to find his name so I could delete it...but HE WASN'T ON MY FRIENDS LIST ANYMORE! Instantly I thought,
'Oh my heck...facebook stalker deleted himself from my friends list! How dare he dump me...and right during the holidays. No one should get dumped during the holidays, no one. I guess he finally got sick of sending me all of those invites and NEVER getting anything back...put out, put out, put out, and never get back. Welcome to being a Mormon girl in Utah!'
Anyway, after freaking out a little and feeling rejected I decided to look into the matter a little more. And, I discovered that he wasn't showing up on my friends list because I had so severely limited what he could see on my profile that he wasn't really my friend anymore...he was just a person with limited access. Whew, sigh of relief, and self esteem goes back up. So, I went ahead and blocked him permanently from accessing my info. But as I'm logging myself out of facebook I notice a little message that says, "Kurt Somebody has poked you." I guess he saw that I was logged into facebook and just had to get one last poke in before I deleted him forever. I would have written him a message saying, "STOP POKING ME!!!" but that just isn't necessary now as he is gone forever. And by the way, I hate the poking thing. I think it is weird and even sounds a little disgusting. It is way worse than sheep throwing, vampire biting, and cyber cuddling.
7 comments:
ok. i am so completely entertained and so glad that if facebook has done nothing else good for the world it has led me to have a good hard laugh tonight after reading your blog. i forgot how freaking funny you are. so glad you are hilarious as ever. remember mandarinas? what i wouldn't give..... and remember that bus ride when we were practically smashed up against the windshield and just knew we were going to get lice? i wish i had a better memory because mostly i just remember lots of laughing and can't entirely remember why. oh well. good times. and thanks again for the entertainment!
We really do need to get together and re-live the mission. I had no idea that missions were so much fun until I went on one. I really will try to make it down to San Diego sometime this winter. I am freezing cold right now so being in Cali sounds WONDERFUL.
you're on! you're welcome anytime. winter isn't the best time to be in san diego, but i guess it's better than anywhere else! (i suppose i shouldn't complain about our 60 degree weather, huh?)
i am raising my hand to second your comments. poking is gross. the word should be eliminated from our vocabulary. very entertaining blog!
I feel I'm going to have to poke you now on facebook. I have no idea what it is since I've never poked anyone on there, and I think people know me well enough to not poke me in return, but I figure it's about time to find out what it's all about.
I might have to smash your face in the next time I see you if you poke me.
Dear Rebecca, my 28 year old naive daughter,
Before you use the term "put out" again, please check with me. MOM
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