d i s c l a i m e r

Okay, well as all of you blog readers now know I have a lot of problems/disorders. I am a little obsessive compulsive...I am a little passive aggressive...I don't like indoor pets...I am pretty sarcastic...ETC! At least I'm open about my problems though and I share them with the whole world on this blog. Admitting that you have a problem is the first step to recovery, right? So, I'll admit all of my problems here on my blog, and if any of you still like me in the end, after all that is wrong with me, then I'll know that you are a true friend. So, here are a couple of my faults that have recently come to my attention:

Confession/Problem #1: I am a little more blond/naive than I maybe think I am. I do okay in school, which should mean that I'm smart, but in the real-world often I come up lacking in intelligence. Confession/Problem #2: I didn't come installed with any sort of a filtering system to what I say and do. My brothers say that I don't have a pop up blocker. What comes up, comes out. I say and act and THEN I think. I like to think, 'WOW, God made me spontaneous and fun by not giving me a filter/pop-up blocker.' But more often then not this little problem causes me trouble.

So, with that said, I would like to apologize for a portion of a recent post I made entitled "Facebook Stalker Update." This is what I wrote for those of you who aren't regular blog readers, "...put out, put out, put out, and never get back. Welcome to being a Mormon girl in Utah!" Now, if you go back and read this in context with the rest of the post you should see that I wasn't meaning at all what you are all thinking that I was meaning. To understand what I meant by "put out" you can replace it with some of these phrases: "make cookies", "invite guys to dinner", "plan parties", etc Not at all what you were thinking, right? So I didn't really realize what "put out" meant until just tonight when my family started making fun of me for saying bad stuff on my blog. I HAD NO IDEA that "put out" was nasty. So, if I have caused any offense, please forgive me.

Sometimes I just hear things on TV or just around and then I repeat them without really knowing what they mean. For example, Michael Scott on The Office told his employees that they needed to "Gang Bang" the expense reports so they could all get home. I thought that "Gang Bang" just meant "TEAMWORK." My co-worker Jerry watches The Office so one busy day at work I said to him, "Jerry, lets just gang bang this work and get home." Thinking to myself, 'Oh, Jerry will think it is funny because I'm quoting Michael Scott.' And everyone knows that Michael Scott is hilarious and who doesn't want to be hilarious. Instead Jerry just looked at me in shock and utter disbelief and I said to Jerry, "What's wrong... why are you looking at me like that? Is gang bang bad?" Once he realized that I, once again, HAD NO IDEA what "gang bang" meant he started laughing uncontrollably and of course going around and telling everyone what I said.

So, if I use any words or phrases that are really inappropriate, just know that I probably don't know what I'm doing. I try to keep this blog somewhat clean...I mean, my mom, dad, grandma, old mission companions and converts read my blog. So my disclaimer is that I can't be held morally responsible for things that I say or do that I don't know are bad. Transgression, not sin. And, you can read my blog at your own danger of being offended, shocked, disappointed, or tainted. So, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! The end.