Monday, March 2, 2009

Catching up...(thankful times 8)

So WAY back over the holidays I was supposed to be doing a thing a day that I was grateful for until January 1st. And although that is way passed now and I never finished it, my obsessive compulsive self just won't let me go on in posting anymore blogs until I catch up and finish my gratitude journal and until I post the pictures from the past few trips that I've missed posting. So, here you go...(in no particular order)
1-3) Good Brothers (most of the time)...Lee, Ty, and Russell
I'm thankful for Russell, Lee, and Ty. They are good brothers because they do things like: help me move a million times and lift all my heavy stuff, make fun of me (to keep me humble), beat me up a little (to keep me tough), give me advice about life, keep me entertained, offer to beat up people that are mean to me, let me back into the Rock Band band even though I'm horrible, etc.
Let me be really honest in saying that having your parents far away for three years (even when you are 29) isn't the easiest thing in the world. But I will say it has made me more appreciative of my brothers because they are always here for me and we have to stick together a little more than we used to. Let me tell you a little something about each of them so you'll know how funny/awesome they are. I'm sure I'll hear it for telling all about them on my blog, but since they are all pretty big blog leeches (other than Lee who does comment occasionally) they don't really have a say in it.
Tyler (Tywoah as I like to call him) is a good little brother. He's been my little buddy ever since the days when he wore matching shorts, shirts and hats sets all summer long and constantly had a little Troll toy in his hand, and couldn't even pronounce his own name (due to the L). Now days he's our family technology expert (whether he likes it or not). He and I love to go get Ethiopian food together and I have to have him there since the Ethiopian lady that owns the restaurant never understands me when I order but for some reason she always understands him as long as he throws in a few Amharic words and clicking sounds. He just turned 22 this week. I can't believe he's that old! I remember the day he was born because I was mad that he wasn't a girl. I've since gotten over it. Tyler has already helped me move twice just in 2009...what a good little bro. Even when he says smart-A things like the following...
On the way to Belize back in January I told my brothers that just in case something happened to me when I was swimming in the ocean (because it is one of my greatest fears) that I have quite a bit of life insurance and to make sure that it gets collected. (It isn't at all abnormal for my family to have weird conversations like that.)
So Tyler says to me, "How much insurance do you have?"
I replied, "Enough that you'd probably each get around $60,000."
Tyler to me, "WOW."
My reply, "Well don't go killing me or anything to get it."
Tyler back to me, "I won't kill you but I don't have to save you either."
What a little poop!
Now onto Lee. Despite the occasional hair pulling, spitting, and fighting in our past, Lee and I have always been close. Ever since the days of jumping on the trampoline while making up rap songs and thinking we were SO funny to the years of opening and re-wrapping our Christmas presents and swearing not to tell anyone, we've been friends. Lee is a great cook. He likes to experiment and try new things when cooking. He's been into the culinary arts ever since he was a child and even one time tried to make cinnamon suckers as like an 8 year old while my mom was gone. And even though it resulted in him spilling red food coloring down my mom's new white cabinets and getting banned from the kitchen for several years he never gave up. Lee is the brother that I can just talk to...about anything. He's the brother that got mad, started shaking, and said "I want to beat them up" as he paced around the kitchen beating his fist into his palm after I told him about some of the jerky guys I used to work with. Lee will try anything new...from skydiving to building furniture to making a shower curtain. However, sometimes he may be a little too confident in some of his abilities.
Here's a recent conversation with Lee.
We were packing to go to Brazil for Christmas and as we were packing we were trying to make sure that we didn't put any liquids, aerosols, or gels in our carry-ons and we were talking about how much we hate terrorists and how all the rules and security things you have to go through now are so dumb.
Lee pauses during the conversation, gets a serious look on his face and says, "I know, I mean all these security measures are pointless...I could take over THE ENTIRE plane with just a roll of duct tape and a hammer."
I think before he even finished the sentence he knew how ridiculous he was, but I still haven't let him live it down.
Now to Russell. Most of you might not know a lot about Russell since he maybe isn't as loud, tell-all, and crazy as the rest of us are. All you have to do is watch our home videos from when we were kids...I had no problem stealing the show and he usually had no problem letting me. So I'll tell you a little bit about him. Russell is SUPER smart...especially when it comes to random little facts. He's our own little Cliff Clavin, although he's careful usually to not "inform people against their wills." Just play the game ETC with him and you'll know what I mean. Lee and I have even tried to cheat and memorize the answers and Russell still beats us. We usually play Russell versus the whole rest of the family just to try and make it even half competitive. Russell is super good at target shooting. He has won all sorts of competitions. So if you're ever in a hostage situation, give Russell a call and he'll save you. He's also very good at building things, laying tile, framing houses, doing stonework, etc. He's a big time perfectionist though so sometimes things take him awhile but the finished product is always great. He did a lot of the work himself on his new house. Russell is a really generous and kind person although he likes to pretend that he's not for some weird reason.
Okay, I'm getting really wordy, and although this is my blog and I can do whatever I want I need to get doing other things so I'm not going to be as wordy with the last 5 things I'm grateful for. That doesn't mean I'm any less grateful or that I don't have good things to say but that I'm tired of typing and I want to keep the complaints about the length of this post down to a minimum.
4) I'm grateful that I have the most RAD sister-in-law ever. Seriously, I couldn't have asked for better. She puts up with so much crap from all of us and when she can get a word in with all of us around, she's freaking hilarious. This is a picture of Kim in Brazil over Christmas with her visor on getting ready to play YAHTZEE.
5-6) I'm grateful that I have Al and Mil for parents. A girl couldn't ask for better parents. Here's a picture of them at Morro Branco this December when we were all visiting. Too bad my dad took off his hat right before the picture because he totally looked like Gilligan, but then he might have complained about me posting this picture.
7) I'm grateful for my Gma Fern and all my extended family. I feel incredibly lucky that I got to grow up with both sets of grandparents living under 4 miles away and with pretty much all my aunts,uncles and cousins living less then an hour away. Some of my best friends are my relatives and I'm grateful that we grew up close to each other geographically so we had lots of opportunities to spend time together and develop close relationships. 8) And last but not least I'm grateful for the gospel in my life. We truly are blessed to have temples, a living prophet, scriptures, a clear understanding of the Atonement, the Priesthood, and the saving ordinances. I'm glad for the eternal perspective we can have on life and the world because of our understanding of God's plan. And also just for the friendships and opportunities that being members of The Church brings. And I'm grateful for this awesome picture of the temple that I found on the Internet.
The end of my gratitude for now.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

I'm confused...

So I'm confused...first of all what constitutes "fabric" and why does it have quotation marks around it...is it not real fabric but rather some impostor imported "fabric" made of non-fabric materials? Secondly, does this mean that I CAN return the "fabric" if I have a reason but just not if I have no reason?

Friday, February 27, 2009

I need a good read...

Okay blog fans and leeches...I need your help. This summer I'll be spending five weeks in Africa working on a project for my graduate program and I need a couple of good books to read...especially because sometimes in foreign countries things run a little slower than they do in the U.S. and I might be WAITING around a lot.
So what do you suggest? I need a book or two that are really really super duper good so I won't drag the book all the way to Africa, read half of it, and then end up hating it and be like, "why the heck did I bring this all the way to Africa?"
So leave me a comment and let me know of a book or two that you LOVE and would highly recommend. Then if I chose your book and end up liking it maybe I'll bring you back something from Africa or something.
Oh, and leeches, this is a great way to come forth, leave an easy comment, and clear your good name for a month or two. Think about it.
Oh, and let's just get a few things clear right now...
Scriptures don't count...I'll already be bringing them.
I already read the Count of Monte Cristo and it was too long and the movie was better anyway.
"The Audacity of Hope" isn't an option.
BUT other than that I'm open to any suggestions and I can't wait for yours.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

7 Glitches in the System...

A tag I received from Geri forever ago.
So I guess I'm supposed to list 7 things that are glitches in my system...things that are wrong with me, different about me, or just little things that make me me. So here we go...
First of all, I am racking my brain trying to think of anything wrong with me and since I cannot I am just going with things that are different about me. In no particular order...
numero uno: I have always prided myself in not being a picky eater but in recent years I'm discovering that maybe I am a picky eater even if I don't want to admit it. I think that the reason it has taken me so long to figure this out about myself is that I will try ANYTHING to eat...if for no other reason than to add it to my "Disgusting things I've eaten" list. I've eaten cow intestines, cow liver, chicken feet, squid, snails, blood sausage, guinea pig, caviar, whole fried fish (including the head), various raw meats, and recently even a live termite. However, although I'll try pretty much anything one time, once I decide I don't like something I just don't eat it anymore. Here are some foods I don't like too much: mushrooms, raw onions, cheddar cheese, bacon (unless you can pick out all the fat), sausage, pastrami, salami, pepperoni, oysters, clams, squid, any part of an animal other than the actual meat, American yogurt, cheap junk food, most fast food, etc. Oh, and I only like fruit and string cheese if it is room temperature....I don't like food to be too cold.
numero dos: I spend/waste COUNTLESS hours on the Internet researching travel. I plan trips I never go on. I look up airfare for flights I won't really be flying just so I can know how much it costs to get from point A to point B. I research hotels I never stay in. I have a crazy fascination with traveling, whether or not it really happens. BUT I guess that's how I find good deals...like 150 dollars round trip to Belize for example and I guess that's how sometimes some trips do work out.
numero tres: And speaking of good deals, I love to get one and I love to tell people that I got one so that they can try to get a good deal too or at least tell me I'm awesome for having gotten my good deal. I especially love getting good deals on things I was already planning on buying (like 70% off the new luggage I wanted) and not just impulse purchases due to a very good deal (like the two tickets to Belize I bought for myself).
numero cuatro: I have grocery bags full of random junk everywhere. Overall I pride myself on being a very clean and organized person but my bedroom is usually messy and even when it is clean I usually have boxes or bags full of random stuff somewhere. These little piles, bags, and boxes of randomness usually come about from cleaning my car or a purse (and putting the random stuff I'm not sure what to do with in a bag for later sorting). Or they come from making moves in a hurry and instead of sorting and throwing out stuff at the time I just put it in a box, label it "RANDOM" or "MISC" and forget about it.
numero cinco: Even though I am 29, I still don't make my bed...hardly ever anyway. I really only make my bed either right after I wash my sheets, if someone is coming over and will see my bedroom, or before I go on a trip (just in case I die on the trip I don't want anyone to think or know I was a slob).
numero seis: I say and do stupid stuff all the time...I guess just to get attention or to get a good laugh. I don't think I need to go into much detail about this. All who know me or who are regular blog readers/leeches know that I didn't come installed with pop-up blocker or filter. What comes to mind comes out. Sometimes for a good laugh and sometimes to make me look stupid or to get me in trouble. I mean really, who tells their married male co-worker, "let's gang bang this work and get off early"??? But just for the record I SWEAR I didn't know what it meant at the time.
numero siete: I have a major thing for Idaho...to a fault. I love Idaho and want to live there forever and ever. This is mostly due to the fact that all my family lives in Idaho, that if I live there I can have a nice house built by my dad, and that it is just a good place to live. When I meet single guys from SE Idaho (excluding Pocatello and Roberts of course) I automatically give them a subconscious plus 1000 points in my subconscious dating point system. This causes a lot of problems for me as it makes me fall for guys that are really wrong for me and makes me miss out on potentially dating guys that are way right for me (if they don't happen to be from, want to live in, and love Idaho). I'm trying to get past this little glitch and give guys from other places a chance, since I'll have to if I ever want to get married (since there are, at my last count, only 2 Idaho guys left single and there are tons of Utah guys) but it is so subconscious that I can hardly help it.
So there you go...there are 7 of the glitches in my system. May I echo Geri's words in saying, "in spite of all these things you guys still like me, right?"
I tag anyone who hasn't done a blog post in the past two weeks.

Been There, Done That!

I know I haven't blogged in forever so I figured I'd catch up on a couple of tag posts. This one my Aunt Lucy tagged me on and I guess everyone in my family (at least my mom and Aunt Lucy) is adding one thing to the list at the end (and so far they seem to be animal themed things). I guess we just can't leave anything as it is.

Oh, and I tag all my blog leeches. If you have read my blog once or more in the last month but haven't ever left a comment I tag YOU...Leech.

Been there, done that...

Bold the items you have done:

1. Started your own blog

2. Slept under the stars

3. Played in a band

4. Visited Hawaii

5. Watched a meteor shower

6. Given more than you can afford to charity...more than I thought I could afford

7. Been to Disneyland

8. Climbed a mountain

9. Held a Praying Mantis

10. Sang a solo

11. Bungee jumped

12. Visited Paris

13. Watched a lightning storm at sea

14. Taught yourself an art from scratch

15. Adopted a child

16. Had food poisoning

17. Been to the Statue of Liberty

18. Grown your own vegetables

19. Seen the Mona Lisa at the Louvre

20. Slept on a train

21. Had a pillow fight

22. Hitch hiked

23. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill

24. Built a snow fort

25. Held a lamb

26. Gone skinny dipping

27. Ran a Marathon

28. Ridden in a gondola in Venice

29. Seen a total eclipse

30. Watched a sunrise or sunset (Is there anyone that hasn't?)

31. Hit a home run

32. Been on a cruise

33. Seen Niagara Falls in person

34. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors

35. Seen an Amish community

36. Taught yourself a new language

37. Had enough money to be truly satisfied (yeah right!)

38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person

39. Gone rock climbing

40. Seen Michelangelo’s David

41. Sung karaoke

42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt

43. Bought a stranger a meal at a restaurant

44. Visited Africa

45. Walked on a beach by moonlight

46. Cooked over a open fire

47. Had your portrait painted (sketched actually)

48. Gone deep sea fishing

49. Seen the Sistine Chapel in person

50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris (No, but I've been there twice...I was too cheap and too impatient to stand in line)

51. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling

52. Kissed in the rain

53. Played in the mud

54. Gone to a drive-in theater

55. Been in a movie

56. Visited the Great Wall of China

57. Started a business

58. Taken a martial arts class

59. Visited Russia

60. Served at a soup kitchen

61. Sold Girl Scout Cookies

62. Gone whale watching

63. Got flowers for no reason

64. Donated blood, platelets or plasma

65. Gone sky diving

66. Visited a Nazi Concentration Camp

67. Bounced a check

68. Flown in a helicopter

69. Saved a favorite childhood toy

70. Visited the Lincoln Memorial

71. Eaten Caviar

72. Tied a quilt

73. Stood in Times Square

74. Toured the Everglades

75. Been fired from a job

76. Seen the Changing of the Guards in London

77. Broken a Bone

78. Been on a speeding motorcycle

79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person

80. Published a book

81. Visited the Vatican

82. Bought a brand new car

83. Walked in Jerusalem

84. Had your picture in the newspaper (front page even)

85. Read the entire Bible (and let's be honest...it was pretty BORING! Especially the OT.)

86. Visited the White House

87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating

88. Had chickenpox

89. Saved someone’s life

90. Sat on a jury

91. Met someone famous

92. Joined a book club

93. Lost a loved one

94. Had a baby

95. Seen the Alamo in person (and Pee-wee Herman was right...there is no basement)

96. Swam in the Great Salt Lake (No, it stinks...but I have swam in the Dead Sea which is WAY saltier)

97. Been involved in a law suit

98. Owned a cell phone

99. Been stung by a bee

100. Visited Italy

101. Fed chickens

102. Attended a sheep show

103. Eaten cow intestines

Monday, February 2, 2009

Thank you mother, and thank you common sense!

BEHOLD... The world's biggest lint ball to come out of a dryer at one time. You're seeing here a dryer's lint accumulating max. Basically this is as big as a lint ball can get before just starting your dryer and whole house (and probably you) on fire. Here it is in all its glory...(although the pictures do not do it justice) Fat at one end and tapering off at the other, this is one beautiful and amazing lint ball. Besides containing lint from several different colors of laundry, this lint ball also contains: gum wrappers, hair, and glitter. It is a sight to behold.
Look at how thick it is...
Thicker than my cell phone. Look at how the strata contains a history of all the different batches of laundry ever dried in this dryer...such a variety of colors and thicknesses. What a great history.
All I ever needed to know I learned from just not being a total tard.
Now don't get me wrong, I really like my new roommates, but COME ON people, how do you make it through your 20's without learning to remove the lint from the dryer every few loads? I just moved into a new place this past week (yes, I have left homelessness behind for now) and when I went to do laundry out of habit I checked the dryer lint filter. And you've already seen what I found. I was AMAZED. Which is why I'm blogging about it I guess.
So I'd like to thank my mother, or common sense, or whoever taught me to clean out the dryer lint. Thank you, thank you.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Valentine's Day, my favorite.

Last night I was at Macey's buying a few pre-Sabbath groceries. They had a big display of Valentine's Day candy and other paraphernalia (such as gorgeous red silk roses). I decided to see if there was any good candy or special Valentine's surprises I could send my parents. Of course half of the display was taken up by Conversation Hearts...those nasty little powdery bad excuse for a candy candies. And although I think they are disgusting I remembered that my dad likes most candy that I would consider disgusting (such as: orange sticks, those Circus Peanut things, jelly orange slices, and even those little chalky Necco coin looking things) so I decided to get them some. (Don't worry MOM, I got you guys the good SweetTart ones). There are a lot of different brands and different types of conversation hearts. As I looked through them I noticed that the Necco brand had a heart that said "FAX ME." Wow, I thought to myself...that's the sexiest thing I can think of someone saying to me..."FAX ME." Maybe I'll try it sometime. I meet a guy I like at a party, I hand him my number and say "Fax me." Maybe it would work, who knows. Since I'll soon be happily unemployed, maybe I could get a job with Necco helping them update their conversation heart sayings. I mean, I may be eternally single but even I know that "fax me" hasn't been a come-on since 1992 (and probably not even then.) At least Brach's brand had "YOU ROCK" as one of their sayings. They must be a little more with it. Anyway, happy V-day to everyone who likes V-day...and to the rest of us (my Spinster friends) I'll see you in Belize! And if any of you work for Necco or know anyone that works for Necco, tell them I'd be glad to do some consulting work and help them update their conversation hearts.